Killer Sayari.....

Using your brain is strictly & very strictly prohibited..

1)

Na jaan Na pehchaan,

And the award goes to A.R.Rehman ..

Tu mera mehmaan,

2) 

Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber...

3) 

Teri adao pe mein waari waari,
Dial 139 for railway enquiry....

4)

 Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf,
The number you are trying is currently switched off ..

5) 

Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo,
Naya godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo..

6) 

Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak,Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK ..

7)

 Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu...

8)

 Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan...

9) 

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna ....

10) 

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!

11)

 Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Asali Masale Sach Sach
MDH.....MDH ...!!

12) 

1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke ko gaal pe kiss,1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke ko gaal pe kiss,Mutual funds are subjected to market risks..

13)

 Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana..

14) 

Naach Bulbul Naach, tujhe paisa milega
Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...! 

Ganpati bappa Special....

As date of ganpati bappa comes near, gujjus of mumbai are in full too preparation of their slogans 

I just can't stop laughing

1. "Tapeli ma shiro,
Ganpati bappa hero"

One more

2. Videocon Samsung,
Ganpati bappa handsome. 

3. Sev jalebi fafda,
Ganpati bappa aapda.

4. Laal phool lilu phool
Ganpati bappa beautiful.

Heights ...

5. Vatka ma chewing gum,
Ganpati bappa Singham



Last one

6. 1 gaurd 2 gaurd,
Ganpati bappa bodygaurd.



Pakka last

7. China ho ya Korea,
Ganpati bappa mourya

Santa and his wife....

Wife bathroom se nahakar bahar nikli:

Santa usey ghoor raha tha..

Wife Romantic hokar: " Kuch karne ka
irada hai
kya?"

Santa ne 2 thappad maare aur bola:
"Mere Garam
Paani se kyu nahai?"

Over Smart papa.....

KID :- Why some of ur hair
are white
dad ?

DAD : – Every time you make
me
unhappy ,
one of my hair turns white ….
.
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa’s
hairs are all white …..

Moral :- Don’t be over
smart ..

Pappu in Museum...

Pappu went to museum
.
.
.
.
There he broke a statue...
.
.
.
Officer: You have broke a 5000 years old
statue.
.
.
.
.
Pappu: Thank God!!...
Mere ko laga naya tha...

Pappu vs Obama....

Pappu went to USA and had a 1 on 1 meeting with
OBAMA

OBAMA : I want to show you how much advanced
we are. Come with me, He takes him to a forest.

OBAMA : Dig the ground.

Pappu did it.

OBAMA : More….More… More …

Pappu went up to 100 Feet.

OBAMA : So now, try to search for something.

Pappu : I got a Wire.

OBAMA : You know, it shows that even 100 years
ago we used to have telephones.

Pappu became frustrated. He invited OBAMA to
India
. That year.

OBAMA visited India.

Pappu : I want to show you our advancement. He
takes OBAMA to a forest.

Pappu : Dig it.... obama does.

Pappu : More…. More… More……

OBAMA goes upto almost 400 feet.

Pappu : Try to find something.
OBAMA tried.

Pappu : Did you get anything ?

OBAMA : No, there is nothing here.

Pappu : you know, it shows that even 400 years
ago, we used to have WIRELESS mobile

News For Girls....

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MACHAYA
.
.
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LADKIAN BEWKOOF NAHI HOTI H
.
.
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DO U KNOW ABOUT BARFI.....

WHY DID BARFI GOT SELECTED FOR
OSCAR???
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.
.
.
.
.
.
BCOZ IT IS A REAL STORY OF EVERY
COUPLE.
A MAD WIFE , A MUTE HUSBAND AND A
BEAUTIFUL EX GF"