DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MARRIED ND UNMARRIED

Unmarried Man:" Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe
sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo...
fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi
lagegi...

LOL...